If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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