Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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