I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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