Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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