His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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