Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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