Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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