My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Randomize
