Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Holy sore nipples Batman
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
