Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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