Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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