Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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