Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
