I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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