how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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