just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Randomize
