I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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