i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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