Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
well you can't waste a boner
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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