What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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