Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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