yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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