i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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