So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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