Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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