Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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