My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It's just like the Real World with babies
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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