it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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