what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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