I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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