Well apparently he's into motor boating.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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