Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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