Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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