i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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