Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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