At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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