So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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