doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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