I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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