we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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