Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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