Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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