Whod you bang
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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