Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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