Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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