i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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