You surviving the open bar?
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I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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