just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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