You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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