whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
His nipple licking is glorious
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