i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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