Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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