I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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