Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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