did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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