So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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