Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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