it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
so much tequila, so little girl.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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