I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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